1024-程序员节

程序员节,今年我是第一次听说,看来我还是孤陋寡闻了。今天看到一张包浆老图,看起来很有趣

君可知此意?

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让我试着做一下题解

物是人非事事休,欲语泪先流

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((item)&&(!people))everything=false;
if(tears.setFlowing())
try{Speakerskr=newSpeaker();}
catch(IOException e)()

抽刀断水水更流,举杯销愁愁更愁

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cutWater(getKnife()){water++;};
reduceWorry(toast){worry++};

寻寻觅觅,冷冷清清,凄凄惨惨戚戚

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Seeking++;
Loneliness++;
(Misery++)+(Sadness++);

假作真时真亦假,无为有处有还无

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if(FALSE == true)
TRUE=false;
if(NULL==exist)
exist= NULL;

明日复明日,明日何其多;我生待明日,万事成蹉跎

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while(tomorrow.hasNext()){
howMany(tomorrow);
tomorrow.next();
this.wait(WHOLE_LIFE);
return(null==everything)?null:null;
}

东风不与周郎便,铜雀春深锁二乔

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if(leastWind.help(zhouyu)){
season=spring;
bronzeBird.lock(bigQiao);
bronzeBird.lock(smallQiao);
}

鱼与熊掌不可得兼

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hold? fish:palm;

举头望明月,低头思故乡

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if(this.Head.SetDirection(TheMoon.GetInstance().Position))
{this.Head.SetDirection(GROUND_DIRECTION);
this.ThinkAbout(this.OriginalPlace);}

先天下之忧而忧,后天下之乐而乐

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if(others.rejoice()==true)
self.rejoice();
else
self.worry();

欲穷千里目 更上一层楼

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if(sight.getRange()<=1000)
building.level++;

有趣,实在有趣